Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
God, I missed his penis.
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