this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize
