That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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