: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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