I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize