So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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