Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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