I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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