I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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