Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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