oh god the rape fog is back!
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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