i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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