I got chris browned last night
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Bring me that man meat
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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