Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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