I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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