O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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