This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize