need another drink. this is the easiest way
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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