We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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