I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Randomize
