She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
how drunk are you?
Several
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
