Nicole vs. Life
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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