is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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