Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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