Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Randomize
