Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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