One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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