there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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