My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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