there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Randomize
