you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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