I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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