I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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