I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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