You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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