used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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