normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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