This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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