your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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