yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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