Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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