i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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