3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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