I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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