Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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