Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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