You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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