It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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