I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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