I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
