i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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