Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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