I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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