Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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